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A website that stays up while you are up a ladder

Your site is checked around the clock against a 99.9% uptime target. If it wobbles, we hear about it before your customers do.

How it works

Simple on your side. Handled on ours.

  1. Checked around the clock

    An automated monitor loads your site from outside our network every few minutes, 24 hours a day, including bank holidays and Christmas morning.

  2. We get the alert, not you

    If your site stops responding or starts loading slowly, the alert comes straight to us. You carry on with the job you are on.

  3. We fix it and tell you

    We find the cause, put it right and send you a short message explaining what happened in plain English, so nothing is hidden from you.

  4. SSL renewed automatically

    The certificate that puts the padlock in the address bar renews itself before it expires, and we watch that it did.

Why it matters

No lost calls from a dead site
A customer who finds a broken page at 9pm with a leaking pipe does not wait until morning. They ring the next plumber. Monitoring keeps that window short.
No "not secure" warnings
An expired certificate makes browsers show a full-page warning. Most people close the tab. Automatic renewal means that never lands on your site.
Nothing for you to check
You do not need to load your own site every morning to see if it is still there. That is our job and it is included in the monthly fee.

Most useful for

Not on this list? It works the same for any business. Tell us what you do.

£299to set up

£99a month

3working days to launch

You approve it before anything goes live.

Designed from scratch, every word written for you, hosting and Google setup included. Or pay £1,795 once and £49 a month with no minimum term.

Questions

Uptime monitoring: questions

What does a 99.9% uptime target actually mean?
A 99.9% uptime target means we aim for your site to be unavailable for no more than a few minutes a week on average. It is a target we work to, not a guarantee, because no host on earth can promise zero outages. What we can promise is that we are watching and we act fast.
Will I be told if my website goes down?
Yes, we tell you if your website had a problem, what caused it and what we did about it. You do not get raw alerts at 3am; we deal with those and send you the plain-English version.
Is uptime monitoring included in the Monthly plan?
Uptime monitoring is included on every plan, including Monthly at £99 a month. It is part of hosting, not an add-on.
Do I need to renew my SSL certificate?
No, your SSL certificate renews automatically and we check that it has. You will never need to buy, install or remember one.

Let’s get your phone ringing.

£299 setup, then £99 a month. Live in 3 working days. Tell us what your business does - we reply the same working day.

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